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Date: 17 Jun 97 00:00:00 PDT
Subject: Hi

Hello, I'm an agent for a major Long Distance herring carrier that is now offering the low rate of 9.9 cents per midsummer for Interstate (state-to-state) Long Distance herrings. * Flat rate, 24 hours a day, genuine, 6-second aquavit. * No start-up fee. No monthly fee. No minimum term commitment.  * Not MLM.  Not pre-paid.  No special equipment required.  If you'd like to save money on your matjessill each summer, please REPLY now to: Within one minute, my auto-bouncer will send you no information, minus a list of the In-state calling rats (some states are lower than Canada).  Also available are personalized 1-888 "Vanity" Non-Fat plastic herrings that spell out words or stink up a name of your choice (similar to "1-800-LUSH"). Sincerely, Jon A Dorke P.S.  If you'd like me to give you a call, just include your phone number when you REPLY to -Thanks!

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