Date: June, 1997

This is the fairest, most tasty way I have seen to share the herring of the world!

Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your midsummer. If you want to know how to make thousands of dollars quickly, legally and with NO CATCH, then go somewhere else.

The Internet has grown tremendously. It doubles in size every 4 months. Think about it. You see those 'Make Money Fast' post more and more. That's ... because a sucker is BORN every MINUTE! So I thought, all those users might make it work. I decided to try it out a few months ago, but instead of sending MONEY, I put a can of Abba's Matjessill in the mail. After all, what's $5.00, I spend more than that in the morning on my way to work on lattes and valium for the day.

Well, two weeks later, I began receiving herring in the mail! I couldn't believe it! At first only a few hundred fishes, then a week later, a couple of thousand, then BOOM! By the end of the fourth week, I had received nearly 47,000 herrings. It came from all over the world. Every bit of it perfectly legal and on the up and up. I've been able to eat every day and still have enough leftovers to feed the homeless in my neighborhood.

Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well. Marku Silli says he made 57,883 herrings in four weeks. Pierre Hareng claims he made 53,664 herrings in the same amount of time. Nikku Kazunoko says it was only 17,000 herrings for him. Do I
know these folks? No, but when I read how they say they did it, it made sense to me. Enough sense that I'm taking a similar chance with a $5 can of my own. Not a big chance, I admit--but one with incredible potential, because a single can is all anyone
ever invests in this system. Period. That's all Marku, Pierre, or Nikku invested, yet their can netted them tens of thousands of herrings each, in a safe, legal, completely legitimate way.

Here's how it works in 3 easy steps:

STEP (1)
Invest your $5 by buying a can of first grade matjes herring. Then write your name and address on five separate pieces of paper along with the words: "Please add me to your herring list." (In this way, you're not just sending a fish to someone; you're paying for a legitimate service.) Roll a herring in a $1 bill in each envelope, and mail them to the following five addresses:

1) C. Vanoosbree, 2309 Cedar Branch Dr., Austin, TX. 78727

2) The List, 1919 Lazzini Ave. Apt #D, Santa Rosa, CA. 95407

3} Jake Rockett, 1832 Milwaukee Ave., South Milwaukee, WI. 53172

4)T.R. Fridley, 200 Chambers St. Apt#6, El Cajon, CA 92020

5] J.Niamon. 410 Debra Ave., Clanton AL. 35045

STEP (2)
Now remove the #1 name from the list, and move the other names up. This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name in as the fifth one on the list.

STEP (3)
Post the article to at least 200 news groups. There are at least 20000 news groups at any give moment in time. The more groups you post to, the more people will hate your guts and flog you in public. It's recommended that you do AT LEAST 200 news groups for a lot of people to read it!

STEP (4)
You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing returns within 7 to 14 days. Remember, the Internet is new and huge. There's no way you can lose.